Shhh!!! I'm Hiding!!!

Everybody be quiet!! I'm hiding from the nurses. It seems like they just keep pokinging me and prodding me, last night they even stuck me into a tub of water for a bath!! I know it's a hospital, but come on I just had a bath last week jeez!! So yep with my infection starting to dwindle and me feeling a lot better I figured I would try to hideout for the rest of the weekend here at the NICU, but somehow they always seem to find me, Today they flushed me out by again lowering the rate on my ventilator to 20 breathes per minute, that means if I want more than twenty each minute I gotta do the rest myself. Man, don't they know they're supposed to take care of me here? Seriously, who wants to be troubled with all that breathing when I've got a machine that can do it for me. Well, mommy and daddy say I won't have that machine when I go home, so I suppose I should try to figure out the breathing thing on my own, after all, since I don't really want to stay here and have to hide from poking my whole life. So again, another day spent hiding and trying to learn to breathe. Life as a preemie gets more and more interesting by the minute!!!!